James May... The Poet.

"MountainCommand" (MountainCommand) 11/20/2013 at 16:46 • Filed to: jamesmay

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Maybe its been reposted already? But May has been posting poetry on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! about honda for a few days now.... "I rode a Triumph 675, I drove an orange Zonda, but The inner temple of my heart Is just for Little Honda"

Now theres two typical responses to this behavior:

-This is typical james may

or

-Its some sort of hint, hidden clue, that maybe hes driving something new and amazing from honda, and since he cant tell anyone, he's writing illogical honda poems as a cover to hide his intense excitement. (i can dream can i?)

"Mary had a little lamb,
It was a beast of wonder.
She jumped upon its wooly back,
And yearned for Little Honda"

"Wherever mankind dares to tread,
Wherever we may wander,
We're always within earshot of
A one-pot Little Honda"

"Honda, little Honda,
Had we but world enough,and time,
Your burble might inspire me
With a better rhyme,
Than this one"

"Little Honda,
Loads o' revs,
Totally mint,
Innit. Whatevs"

Lastly, my favorite:

"Honda, little Honda, not so
Fast. You gotta go,
Real laid back, easy, cool,
Make like you's chillin', bro."

The Real Dacia Sandero > MountainCommand 11/20/2013 at 16:54

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I know he has a tiny motorcycle he rides occasionally. I can't remember if it's a Honda or not though. "We're always within earshot of, A one-pot Little Honda" would fit this.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > MountainCommand 11/20/2013 at 16:55

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Since it's James May I guess he' talking about the cub :P But anywho, my mom used to have on of these cute little hondas.. and it was yellow :)

MountainCommand > The Real Dacia Sandero 11/20/2013 at 16:56

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i cant remember if he's mentioned it on top gear. I feel as if he might have....

Ilike_cougars > MountainCommand 11/20/2013 at 16:59

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Here you go , 90 cc Honda apparently

The Real Dacia Sandero > MountainCommand 11/20/2013 at 16:59

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Either there or twitter.

MountainCommand > Ilike_cougars 11/20/2013 at 17:00

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thats probably right. This poem confirms it:

"Little Honda, little Honda, How I love your burble. Ninety see-see, two valves only, Hasn't got a turble"

getchapopcorn > MountainCommand 11/20/2013 at 18:20

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"Little Honda, Loads o' revs, Totally mint, Innit. Whatevs"

Dying over here.

MountainCommand > getchapopcorn 11/20/2013 at 20:26

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thats a close 2nd favorite.

TDPR > MountainCommand 11/23/2013 at 19:39

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